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2024

February

Weeknotes 171: The wary vet was very wet

January

Weeknotes 170: Part, part, whole.
Weeknotes 169: Gigantonormous
Weeknotes 168: Your singing hurts my tummy
Weeknotes 167: Where is your ball of hair at the moment?

2023

December

Weeknotes 166: You’re a predator
Weeknotes 165: A robot horse body and a human head
Weeknotes 164: He’s my bestest boy
Weeknotes 163: 100 words 101
Weeknotes 162: Corsaro?

November

Weeknotes 161: I will help till I’m 10 and all the rest of the numbers.
Weeknotes 160: There’s no beauties in this world. Only Beasts and geckos
Weeknotes 159: Ooh la la
Weeknotes 158: Everyone is a miracle

October

Weeknotes 157: Remorse code
Weeknotes 156: A Francesca Never Gives Up
Weeknotes 155: Is that that little man again
Weeknotes 154: He’s a flirt, isn’t he?
Weeknotes 153: Stompy, stompy, stomp-stomp. Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.

September

Weeknotes 152: I’m an oval, I’m a diamond, I’m a STAR
Weeknotes 151: <Delighted squealing>
Weeknotes 150: Smells like dentist in here
Weeknotes 149: I’ve got all my eggs

August

Weeknotes 148: This dog’s ready for Zog
Weeknotes 147: If you talk about cuddles, you get a cuddle
Weeknotes 146: I absolutely love it
Weeknotes 145: I’m going on the loggy thing

July

Weeknotes 144: It smells like meatballs in here
Weeknotes 143: Did you type letters to make it happen?
Weeknotes 142: The Kraken is cracking
Weeknotes 141: I’ll write it in blue so they know it’s from me
Weeknotes 140: You’re the best buddy ever

June

Weeknotes 139: Seat Dreams
Weeknotes 138: Suspiciously tired
Weeknotes 137: Normal baby bullshit
Weeknotes 136: My gorgeous little boy

May

Weeknotes 135:
Weeknotes 134: Wet mango
Weeknotes 133: I’m going to be an egg
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April

Weeknotes 131
Weeknotes 130: Horny 80s Music
Weeknotes 129: The yoghurt came in a tube!
Weeknotes 128: Don’t distract me
Weeknotes 127:

March

Weeknotes 126: And then there were four
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January

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Yearnotes 2022
Weeknotes 115: You can’t touch lava monsters. They’re too hot
Weeknotes 114:

2022

December

2022 Reads
Advent of Bloggers: Day 24
Advent of Bloggers: Day 23
Advent of Bloggers: Day 22
Advent of Bloggers: Day 21
Advent of Bloggers: Day 20
Advent of Bloggers: Day 19
Weeknotes 113:
Advent of Bloggers: Day 18
Advent of Bloggers: Day 17
Advent of Bloggers: Day 16
Advent of Bloggers: Day 15
Advent of Bloggers: Day 14
Advent of Bloggers: Day 13
Advent of Bloggers: Day 12
Weeknotes 112: I’m not a dream. I’m a frog.
Advent of Bloggers: Day 11
Advent of Bloggers: Day 10
Advent of Bloggers: Day 9
Advent of Bloggers: Day 8
Advent of Bloggers: Day 7
Advent of Bloggers: Day 6
Advent of Bloggers: Day 5
Weeknotes 111: She’s shaking her head. It’s a no.
Advent of Bloggers: Day 4
Advent of Bloggers: Day 3
Advent of Bloggers: Day 2
Advent of Bloggers: Day 1

November

Advent of Bloggers
Weeknotes 110: I’m carrots about carrots, me.
Weeknotes 109: Super Bugger
Weeknotes 108: Blue bananas are silly
Weeknotes 107: That’s not a birdie, that’s a flamingo. Although, they both have beaks.

October

Weeknotes 106: Super worm. Home time. Your daddy’s here.
Weeknotes 105: Is that the snackbar’s skin?
Weeknotes 104: Stop stroking your potato
Weeknotes 103: I can’t come down, I’m faffing
Weeknotes 102: That’s Reagan and this is Kevin

September

Weeknotes 101: I don’t remember what kidney’s do
Weeknotes 100: I like school… my favourite bit is the dollies
Weeknotes 099: Can we play with adult toys in my bedroom?
Weeknotes 098: I’m Oscar’s Brother

August

Weeknotes 097: I live in the boot now
Weeknotes 096: Spider-Man is absolutely beautiful
Weeknotes 095: Boobies have little balls
Weeknotes 094: Promise of Percy Pigs

July

Weeknotes 093: Short-sleeved pants are called shorts
Weeknotes 092: Can you put that in my bum
Weeknotes 091: Mama hangnail wants to see her babies
Weeknotes 090: I’m a dancing sausage.
Weeknotes 089: Fee, fi, fo, fum, I smell the blood of an English mum

June

Weeknotes 088: And now we’re three
Weeknotes 087: Do you have a toy cake in your bedroom?
Weeknotes 086: When Mama was teeny-tiny I gave her a bunny.
Weeknotes 085: This isn’t the wee wee dance

May

Weeknotes 084: One is a sticker and one is a tooth
Weeknotes 083: I’m here to buy strawberries. I got me a bag of bread.
Weeknotes 082: Mmmm. Smells like sellotape
Weeknotes 081: Whatever The Chef Said
Weeknotes 080: I’ll clean the cabbage in the bath.

April

Weeknotes 079: Things overheard. Things said.
Weeknotes 078: I said what I said
Weeknotes 077: Yer I am.
Weeknotes 076: That elf’s name is rhinovirus

March

Weeknotes 075: I’m going to use the rowing spoon
Weeknotes 074: There’s a mummy one coming
Weeknotes 073: He’s the cooking man
Weeknotes 072: I saw Fran on a bike.

February

Weeknotes 071: I didn’t like the loud light
Weeknotes 070: This little pelican is going to bed
Weeknotes 069: Nice
Weeknotes 068: There’s a pair of eyes looking out from under the stairs.

January

Weeknotes 067: Love you five.
Weeknotes 066: Don’t wee-wee on other people
Weeknotes 065: You can’t go to your bed, daddy
Weeknotes 064: Spider-silk. Spider-web. Spider-man.
Weeknotes 063: What’s your favourite word in the world? George
Yearnotes 2021

2021

December

2021 Reads
Weeknotes 062: Love you too.
Weeknotes 061: What can I put here?
Weeknotes 060: I’m all empty
Weeknotes 059: They’re some bonny lights

November

Weeknotes 058: What kind of tree am I? I’m a poetree
Weeknotes 057: We’re going on a venture

October

Weeknotes 056: Mammy’s turn tomorrow
Weeknotes 055: Uh-oh. It’s a book now.
Weeknotes 054: It must be broken, Daddy. Baby shark is broken
Weeknotes 053: This is so humiliating!
Weeknotes 052: … … I want a pat

September

Weeknotes 051: What makes you happy? Mama
Weeknotes 050: It tickles my bum.
Weeknotes 049: Franny-Annie
Weeknotes 048: I can’t remember how to disintegrate anymore

August

Weeknotes 047: Oh George, it’s long enough for a ponytail
Weeknotes 046: That’s Duggee on CBeebies.
Weeknotes 045: C’mon beautiful
Weeknotes 044: Daddy’s a silly sausage
Weeknotes 043: Nancy said BYE!

July

Weeknotes 042: Want big bed. Want pictures
Weeknotes 041: Nanananananananananana Batman
Weeknotes 040: I love you swing
Weeknotes 039: Alexa, play Mambo Number 5

June

Weeknotes 038: Again.
Weeknotes 037: And now we’re two.
Weeknotes 036: Am a comin’ in.
Weeknotes 035: More please. Want it back.

May

Weeknotes 034: Where’s the cookie? In my tummy.
Weeknotes 033: If it’s not an apple, it’s a tomato.
Weeknotes 032: The swifts are back
Weeknotes 031: Bye-bye! Open the gate!
Weeknotes 030: I’m a sausage!

April

Weeknotes 029: Time Wasting Scenarios
Weeknotes 028: What do giraffes say in your house?
Weeknotes 027: Where does all the time go?
Weeknotes 026: Eggs come from chickens

March

Weeknotes 025: Hello tuppence
Weeknotes 024: How do you want to do tonight?
Weeknotes 023: Whispered stories
Weeknotes 022: Ransom
Weeknotes 021: Naughty Monkey Bum Bum

February

Weeknotes 020: Plenty of coffee
Weeknotes 019: 新年快乐
Weeknotes 018: So many types of spoons.

January

Weeknotes 017: There she is
Weeknotes 016: What’s This?
Weeknotes 015: Bluffside Crossing
Weeknotes 014: Ghosts say baa-baa.
Weeknotes 013: Well that was 2020
Yearnotes 2020 pt. 2
Yearnotes 2020 pt. 1

2020

December

2020 Reads
Weeknotes 012: Dancing in a brewery

November

Weeknotes 011: Decaffeinated
Weeknotes 010: Month Notes
Weeknotes 009: It’s quiet. Too quiet?

October

Weeknotes 008: Latenotes
Weeknotes 007: Early Hallowe’en
Weeknotes 006: Secondhand mooncups
Weeknotes 005: Falling

September

Weeknotes 004: Too nice a notebook to sully
Weeknotes 003: That does not smell nice
Weeknotes 002: Loss
Weeknotes 001: What the blimp?

August

100 words 100
100 words 099
100 words 098
100 words 097
100 words 096
100 words 095
100 words 094
100 words 093
100 words 092
100 words 091
100 words 090
100 words 089
100 words 088
100 words 087
100 words 086
100 words 085
100 words 084
100 words 083
100 words 082
100 words 081

July

100 words 080
100 words 079
100 words 078
100 words 077
100 words 076
100 words 075
100 words 074
100 words 073
100 words 072
100 words 071
100 words 070
100 words 069 (Nice)
100 words 068
100 words 067
100 words 066
100 words 065
100 words 064
100 words 063
100 words 062
100 words 061
100 words 060
100 words 059
100 words 058
100 words 057
100 words 056

June

100 words 055
100 words 054
100 words 053
100 words 052
100 words 051
100 words 050
100 words 049
100 words 048
100 words 047
100 words 046
100 words 045
100 words 044
100 words 043
100 words 042
100 words 041
100 words 040
100 words 039
100 words 038
100 words 037
100 words 036
100 words 035
100 words 034
100 words 033
100 words 032

May

100 words 031
100 words 030
100 words 028 & 029
100 words 027
100 words 026
100 words 025
100 words 024
100 words 023
100 words 022
100 words 021
100 words 020
100 words 019
100 words 018
100 words 017
100 words 016
100 words 015
100 words 014
100 words 013
100 words 012
100 words 011
100 words 010
100 words 009
100 words 008
100 words 007
100 words 006
100 words 005
100 words 004

April

100 words 003
100 words 002
100 words 001

2019

December

2019 Reads

2018

December

2018 Reads